uh oh! we're in trouble.

( 5 Things Meme )

So, late at night, this is what I do: I read Craigslist, most often the one for NY. Sometimes sexworkers will use it for finding clients, which does usually get them replies, but is probably not the best way of going about it. Also, note the people who would almost certainly not consider themselves prostitutes or patrons of prostitutes offering or taking goods/services/place to stay in exchange for sex. I don't think they ever get into legal trouble, though.

"So I (forgive me) took it upon myself to, uh, perform oral sex on my dead date."

This girl kind of makes my life. Even if hers is intensely fucking weird.

"The only situation, when I seriously thought about it, where I could get married without love would be a marriage of convenience with a gay man."

Sad. I hope she gets something that works out, if it's for real.

"Dear Boyfriend, I’m sorry to tell you that your thin girlfriend is leaving you. She has her reasons, the most important among them being that she’s really, really hungry."

I don't get why she doesn't just dump his loser ass, but good for her anyway.

"Butt-fucking offers spiritual resolution -- path to God."

No. P.S. Shave your back hair.

"Oh, and Brian, stop sending me text messages. You were a lousy lay, and your cell phone has a virus, which fucks up my phone every time you send me one of your inane messages. Go the fuck away."

AHAHA OUCH. I dig her a lot (chewing out bad doms is always ftfw), but that was a bit of a low blow!

"JUST LOOKING FOR SOME CLEAN GOOD FUN."

On Craigslist?

"i am an experienced slave seeking a new Domme. ... i am 45 years old, a business executive and i hope to be allowed to present myself to You."

OH GOD, DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY IT? Yeah, I got a few dudes like that when I was escorting. Nothing wrong with it, but I always thought it was funny that a 45-year-old wanted a 19-year-old girl to dominate him.

"And he will probably eat the heads off any other hamster you cage him with. But he doesn't eat human heads (I'm pretty sure)."

Satan hamster seeks roommate.

As always, 'casual encounters' is full of really unfortunate penis that seldom actually belongs to the individual posting it. My local CL's w4m is pretty much dominated by escorts, interestingly enough...some of them are girls I've worked with (one in particular), some of them traveling. Mostly traveling, actually.

Followin' the herd over from LJ, although it's taken me a while to actually get everything set up.